STEEL AVATAR

Mostly I talk about sex, about how I'm not getting it. Then I go home and fall asleep on my couch because my bed is too empty and too far away.... I feel for her, I realize she is just as vulnerable on a late-night ride as I am...ha(3rd Degree Black Belt/ Golden Gloves Middle Weight Champ)
Half my act is based on busting on men for being horndogs, claiming that women are the superior sex because at least women don't put cameras in the men's toilet.
My thing was reading true-crime books and watching reality television. My thing was fantasizing about my ex-girlfriend begging me to come back to her and me saying no.
I didn't have to be a jerk about this. A little niceness could be nice. And I could say yes to this and still say no later. RIGHT?